Ciblargfob Quatlogbidjon Litfenhud is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident pig.

Ciblargfob Quatlogbidjon Litfenhud created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Ciblargfob Quatlogbidjon Litfenhud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ciblargfob Quatlogbidjon Litfenhud, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ciblargfob Quatlogbidjon Litfenhud's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ciblargfob Quatlogbidjon Litfenhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always obey Ciblargfob Quatlogbidjon Litfenhud's priests.

3. Never wear yellow shirts.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.