Labfedget is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring capybara.

Labfedget created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Labfedget, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Labfedget, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Labfedget's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Labfedget's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labfedget.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the north.