Listjatgan Cibrutstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful naga.

Listjatgan Cibrutstaf created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listjatgan Cibrutstaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listjatgan Cibrutstaf, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Listjatgan Cibrutstaf's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Listjatgan Cibrutstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Listjatgan Cibrutstaf on top of all buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never feed gooseberries to great tits while wearing shoes.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.