Larghapfon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered meerkat.

Larghapfon created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Larghapfon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larghapfon, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Larghapfon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Larghapfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. You must pray to Larghapfon seven times a day.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.