Largsterbop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, quiet toad.

Largsterbop created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largsterbop, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Largsterbop, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Largsterbop's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Largsterbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise coats.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.