Negfasbest is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, confident rhinoceros.

Negfasbest created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Negfasbest, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Negfasbest, it will turn you into a frog.

Negfasbest's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Negfasbest's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not keep four sheep in a large pit.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Always stare at clouds.