Libarpvan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, boastful fly.

Libarpvan created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libarpvan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Libarpvan, it will ignore you.

Libarpvan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Libarpvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Libarpvan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to music.