Bassranrillsinontbiffligsid Himhasbun is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful crab.

Bassranrillsinontbiffligsid Himhasbun created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bassranrillsinontbiffligsid Himhasbun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bassranrillsinontbiffligsid Himhasbun, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bassranrillsinontbiffligsid Himhasbun's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bassranrillsinontbiffligsid Himhasbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Put Bassranrillsinontbiffligsid Himhasbun first in all things.

3. Bassranrillsinontbiffligsid Himhasbun loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Never skip near foxes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.