Nuttgetdob is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical hummingbird.

Nuttgetdob created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgetdob, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nuttgetdob, she will turn you into a goat.

Nuttgetdob's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nuttgetdob's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Nuttgetdob loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Always obey Nuttgetdob's priests.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.