Volsaskad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive donkey.

Volsaskad created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Volsaskad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Volsaskad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Volsaskad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Volsaskad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near otters while wearing pink rings and balancing five platinum spheres on your arms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide if eight frogs approach from the north.