Likquafvid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omnipotent hummingbird.

Likquafvid created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likquafvid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Likquafvid, it will not care.

Likquafvid's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Likquafvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likquafvid.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not kill goats.