Milhenmat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tranquil rhinoceros.

Milhenmat created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Milhenmat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Milhenmat, she will turn you into a goat.

Milhenmat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Milhenmat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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