Natgubhig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow snake.

Natgubhig created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Natgubhig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Natgubhig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Natgubhig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Natgubhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.