Belldubsom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional deer.

Belldubsom created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Belldubsom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Belldubsom, she will destroy your home solar system.

Belldubsom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Belldubsom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never paint your hands magenta.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Do not keep five tapirs in a large pit.

5. Never eat bark.