Binbass is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless jackal.

Binbass created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbass, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Binbass, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Binbass' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Binbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Binbass loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.