Tigpigfut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying coyote.

Tigpigfut created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigpigfut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tigpigfut, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tigpigfut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tigpigfut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Put Tigpigfut first in all things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.