Honparkstan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, boastful ant.

Honparkstan created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Honparkstan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honparkstan, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Honparkstan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Honparkstan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Honparkstan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.