Bodgendub is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited gnu.

Bodgendub created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bodgendub, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodgendub, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bodgendub's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bodgendub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near mice while wearing white stockings and balancing seven copper spheres on your arms.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never mention turtles.
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