Busnatrull is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic cow.

Busnatrull created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busnatrull, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Busnatrull, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Busnatrull's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Busnatrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.