Maparfflan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent hyena.

Maparfflan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Maparfflan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Maparfflan, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Maparfflan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Maparfflan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four titanium sculptures of Maparfflan on top of important buildings.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never hop near voles.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.