Sagjipzag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy turtle.

Sagjipzag created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagjipzag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sagjipzag, she will be very unhappy.

Sagjipzag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sagjipzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.