Vedrullquammot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful slug.

Vedrullquammot created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedrullquammot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vedrullquammot, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vedrullquammot's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vedrullquammot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Never wear blue shoes.