Fennandad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, witty skunk.

Fennandad created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fennandad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fennandad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fennandad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fennandad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat bark.