Cumsomcut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody capybara.

Cumsomcut created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cumsomcut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cumsomcut, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cumsomcut's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cumsomcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never hop in winter.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cumsomcut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat bark.