Popgensis is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable tapir.

Popgensis created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popgensis, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Popgensis, he will ignore you.

Popgensis' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Popgensis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Hide if eight snails approach from the east.