Hamdotcudfomdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous hedgehog.

Hamdotcudfomdoss created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamdotcudfomdoss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hamdotcudfomdoss, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hamdotcudfomdoss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hamdotcudfomdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Do not take Hamdotcudfomdoss' name in vain.

5. Always help sick badgers.