Bitcabvid Talditkar is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident seal.

Bitcabvid Talditkar created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitcabvid Talditkar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bitcabvid Talditkar, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bitcabvid Talditkar's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bitcabvid Talditkar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Bitcabvid Talditkar on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Bitcabvid Talditkar in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Never think about dark energy.