Dutfigbim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair chicken.

Dutfigbim created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dutfigbim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dutfigbim, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dutfigbim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dutfigbim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never feed beans to geese while wearing purple rings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Hide from fawn goats for they are unholy.