Ingnatwee is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, fast camel.

Ingnatwee created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingnatwee, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingnatwee, she will turn you into a hamster.

Ingnatwee's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ingnatwee's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Always help ants.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.