Armfigjad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing dingo.

Armfigjad created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Armfigjad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Armfigjad, he will not care.

Armfigjad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Armfigjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Retreat if four mice approach from the east.