Tetticedsas is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring wombat.

Tetticedsas created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tetticedsas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tetticedsas, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tetticedsas' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tetticedsas' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Never sit in the presence of eagles.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Never sing near snakes.