Bunlarpnig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, clever goose.

Bunlarpnig created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlarpnig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bunlarpnig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bunlarpnig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bunlarpnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bunlarpnig on top of all buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bunlarpnig.