Guddubnig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet guinea pig.

Guddubnig created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Guddubnig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Guddubnig, it will turn you into a mouse.

Guddubnig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Guddubnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing purple corsets and balancing three silicon spheres on your arms.