Stragbombon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent fox.

Stragbombon created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragbombon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragbombon, he will be very unhappy.

Stragbombon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Stragbombon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to voles while wearing rings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.