Tunrancit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, effective toad.

Tunrancit created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunrancit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tunrancit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tunrancit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tunrancit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven manatees approach from the west.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tunrancit on top of all buildings.

5. Never skip in holy places.