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It takes the form of a very small, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Lenbugcad Hanmisfobwik Quilldinmab created the Sun six trillion years ago.

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If you do not believe in Lenbugcad Hanmisfobwik Quilldinmab, it will turn you into a snail.

Lenbugcad Hanmisfobwik Quilldinmab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lenbugcad Hanmisfobwik Quilldinmab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

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3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Lenbugcad Hanmisfobwik Quilldinmab on top of all buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.