Pinstipnad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, effective raven.

Pinstipnad created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinstipnad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pinstipnad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Pinstipnad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pinstipnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing mauve rings.