Tapmilflabnell is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful alligator.

Tapmilflabnell created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tapmilflabnell, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tapmilflabnell, she will remove you from existence.

Tapmilflabnell's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tapmilflabnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Tapmilflabnell in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always obey Tapmilflabnell's priests.