Bodsag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sapient wombat.

Bodsag created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodsag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bodsag, he will turn you into a dog.

Bodsag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bodsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Never paint your feet fawn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodsag.

4. Do not take Bodsag's name in vain.

5. Always obey Bodsag's priests.