Lidpasgabbothenflapquimdim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring eagle.

Lidpasgabbothenflapquimdim created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidpasgabbothenflapquimdim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lidpasgabbothenflapquimdim, he will curse you with boils.

Lidpasgabbothenflapquimdim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Lidpasgabbothenflapquimdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about special relativity near manatees while wearing brown jumpers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.