Litflypad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust naga.

Litflypad created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Litflypad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Litflypad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Litflypad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Litflypad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never pour water over plants.