Witdubnill is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, irritating wombat.

Witdubnill created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Witdubnill, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Witdubnill, it will turn you into a snail.

Witdubnill's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Witdubnill's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Witdubnill.

2. Never paint your head pink.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear hats.