Mongonarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish hamster.

Mongonarn created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Mongonarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mongonarn, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mongonarn's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mongonarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.