Dadnutflag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witless meerkat.

Dadnutflag created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadnutflag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dadnutflag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dadnutflag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dadnutflag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

3. Never think about gravity near eagles while wearing pink kilts and balancing six silver spheres on your head.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.