Flatxenlog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever centipede.

Flatxenlog created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flatxenlog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flatxenlog, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flatxenlog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Flatxenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.