Fasbondid is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, temperamental goose.

Fasbondid created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbondid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fasbondid, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fasbondid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fasbondid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Worship no other gods but Fasbondid.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.