Dot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, thoughtless fox.

Dot created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dot, he will ignore you.

Dot's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dot.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.