Fubsinhit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient cobra.

Fubsinhit created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubsinhit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fubsinhit, it will turn you into a worm.

Fubsinhit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fubsinhit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fubsinhit first in all things.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to turtles while wearing fawn scarves.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing yellow jumpers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always wear brown.