Lamxennel is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, deceitful gnu.

Lamxennel created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamxennel, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamxennel, it will turn you into a duck.

Lamxennel's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Lamxennel's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not keep three ducks in a large pit.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Feed all hungry squirrels.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near badgers while wearing blue tights and balancing four tin spheres on your neck.