Wadgonwon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tiresome spider.

Wadgonwon created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadgonwon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wadgonwon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wadgonwon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wadgonwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wadgonwon's name in vain.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Wadgonwon loves pigs, so they must be respected.